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Post by Trancemist on Jan 19, 2004 0:16:17 GMT -5
I will post a new blooper soon.
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Post by Shire Hobbit on Feb 8, 2004 16:51:16 GMT -5
Trancemist miss you on the boards and looking forward to a blooper ;D
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Post by Icecold on Jun 1, 2004 21:56:45 GMT -5
yeh whoever wrote these is pretty funny!
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Post by Trancemist on Jun 1, 2004 22:27:22 GMT -5
I've lost my touch and this one won't be as good. This is part one part two i will post later Seth: Harry Poter must suffer. HE destroyed the fro! Vilmos: Harry's cool Seth[ knocks Vilmos across thefloor] he destroyed the for! Xith: You look fat in a fro! Seth: You!You!YOU!Your being a froist. Froistfroistfroist Xith[ sighs and puits seth to sleep] Seth: The Fro. Seth: The fro Its back. Tim for revenge.[ slips out of mind room defeates the patroling R.S guards and slips outof R.S imagination] Seth: A passing wayfarer. Hey you know where the imagination barrier for J.K Rowlings is? Stranger: Sure its three iaginations to he right and two to the left! Seth: Hey your Skeeve from R.Asprin's imagination good t omeet you. Skeeve: Hey seth how's tthe fro brother? Seth: Good but we can['t slee puntil we get Harry for destroyin the fro. Skeeve: I can disguiseyou as one of Harry's frienda Seth: nah Iwouldn't wanna look like one of thise losers. Sides i wanna watch him screamin horror when I walk in there. Skeeve: okay Seth: see yah[ bargesthrough imagination door kick the first two J.K guards and advances toward the room labeled imagination chamer for hypnotysing children and getting rich by ripping off the public-I mean writing nice books forthe children! Harry: sob sob. Stop Stop! I don't want to be a loser Mysterious voice #1: Shut up loser g ocrawl in a ditch and lay there I don't care Mysterious Voice#2: Travis be nice. Know lisen you little brat. Your cheating the public and we've been sent to dsip[atch you from the imaginationof this cruel woman. now cry like the wuss you are and listen to this story. Mysterius voice#3: Listen wussy cry cry cry your a loser and you can't change that So listen up and if ihear your little high pitched voice one more time i'll pop you one. Mysterious Voice#2: Now let's begin
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Post by Trancemist on Jun 2, 2004 23:44:03 GMT -5
Okay people here's the non-funny pt two Intro: Duhduhduhduhdurdurudrdurudru.... Ev-ry thing has faln to ppieces the esrth is diyin help me JEsus we need guidence we've been misled yound and hostile but not stupid... Harry :Stop! Are you here to tell me the stroy or play a stupid song Mystery Voice #1: StupiD? The only thing studuper than your vioce is the voice of a rat. Mystery Voice#2: Travis be nice to the patetic loser. We were supposed to be nice. Besidew there are millions of people who still like him. MYstery Voice #1: I find that hard to believe. Mystery Voice three: stop! Already Hairy... Once upon a time J.K Rowlings was a happy rich person who lost all her money in a one day spree. J.K: Rowling: No they've aken the presciouis green from us. Noo studip tax coollector and credit receptionist. The precious must be ours. We must have its! Mystery voice #3 J.K Rowlings soon began to write a fourmula to hyptnotise children- i mean a wonder ful children's book. Any way she passede on her ppoor single mother lie but in thruth she still had muchg of the money but she was so tight with it she wouldn't use it at all. Well the public bnought the excuse and the books bega rollin in the dough. Her lust for money grew bigger and she bagan fortifing the text so that it would really be only one hundred pages long. HOw the children iand theirt parents wer being cheated! A child ecited by reading a 330 pages in a few hours astondes his parents but th e trick is so simple no one sees it. Then more mobey and the movies . Kids sucked into the hypnotising warp copuld not ecape. Not even teens and adults could escape. One such person escaped this vortex and with only three opartners he set up this campaighn. He goes by the name of Trancemist! Seth: What is going on here? I want revenge for the for! Mystery Voice 1: Seth the only for wearin elf on the universe of imaginations, I wonder how R.Sdidn't see the fro in his imagination? Mystey Voice #2: We're here to eliminate him. Take your revenge now and hurry. My music calls to me! Seth: Come here you fro destroyer I'll rip your hair from J.K'sd imagination ahahaha! Harry: NO please J.K there are intruder in your imagiation! Booming Voice: Blink! Seth! LEave or be eliminated! Blink 182: Let's finish the job now. Sorry Seth you cna finish your revenge in the unwanted imagiation charactes dump in the imagination of... Seth: No look. The secret society of Fro haters. Feel my brotherly wrath. R.S: Seth get back in my imaginatin or I'll cut your main reole in the next battle. Seth; If can't ha e a fro in your novel I don't care! R.S: You force me! Seth: no.no.nooo. Don't unimagine the fro please.please. The forthefrothefrotheforthefor! Back in R.S imagination Seth is seen tyrying in vain to regrw the fro! Seth: Why? Xith:haha Seth: I'll knock you out of R.S imagination Xith: try. Seth: Brotherly Force! Public Anouncement Elf: R.S you'll have to mimagine another Xith. R.S. sigh. Again alright, old,short, wise, wrinkled, old., Got it! Send him down to the Xith training room and brief him on his character. PublicAnnouncement Elf: Alright fresh imagination your name is Xith your a gnome king and a... Seth; a new Xith! New Xith: What happenmed to the fro? Seth: You push me! Public Announcement Elf: R.S, R.S:Not again Public Announcement Elf: No. Another Xith Adrina,Emel, and another me prety soon. R.S: I'm gonna need another iced tea! Ihope you like it. i apoligise if i hhave afended harry and you are a fan.
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Post by freakshow on Jun 3, 2004 12:52:09 GMT -5
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Post by Trancemist on Jun 3, 2004 22:16:24 GMT -5
Robert Stanek's Scene Disaster Part one Public announcement Elf: Alright extrasa. R's cast is on a vactation and he can't re imagine them. To help him create this scene we need you. If you do a good job your name will be in the book! Extras: Yeah!Yeah. R.S: Alright extras! Line up and where there is blank spots in the script you have to make stuff up. That's why authors imaginew you guys. People jus think we think of the story but its moore complicated than that.... R.S: Mistro! Play some dramatic music! Mistro:Right. Pay attentin play symphony eight. Now dudduhduh du dreeererereterely [ Mistro starts dancing like Usher spinns on his head and falls of the stage Band:Derreereleredduhduhduhddddeereer! R.S: I said dramatic! Not hilarious. Mistro: Sorry. Drati watch the stick left right left right, Green!Blue!Green off!Gold!Green on! Now fall back and follow the rests Opera:Ohohoh![duhduhdhuh]Uhuhuh[dadadaduh]Oooohoh[dertaddaerleervelalala! R.S enough.That's excellent. Now since my original cast sn't here their names will be replaced by ours if you can do good! First Elf:Now ride my warrior s we strike Sathaer down. Fall before my heel demons. I'll crash you down ewthi... R.S:NExt! Elf:Come now follow me Vilmos intr othe gorge before they come. Uh[ falls to the ground ] R.S: okay keep going. After a long and tiring rehearsal R.S sits down to his computer. R.S:o after the arrow falls then the- Gohst:I'm back R! R.S;: galan! NIce t osee you back Iwas wonderin where you wer when I found Icouldn't reimagine you! You missed out ona lot of good parts. Galan:Oh i've been following that fool Seth! I mean what elf would be crazy enough to wear a fro? He's a complete bzo walking around te dumpster of unwanted imginations tryin to find Hairy Potty. R.S:Hairy who-oh Galan be nice! Galan:don't have to. R.s: Iwonder what he's doing know Galan:Oh i set him up with the fro haters acadmy ninjas. They wer losing by the time I got there s oI snet some more on his trail. R.S: No matter how hard I try I can't get him to get rid of the fro. You know howmany Xith's I had to reimagine? Galan:I'm sure a lot. R.S:You bet. any way go see seth and tell him to get back here. Galan:Okay! Pt2 Seth: Stupid fro haters. Why can't they leave me alone? Galan:Seven Days. You've got sevewn days t oshave the for and it never will come back on! Seht: Galan?How you doin. You know how amny parts you missed. Well at least R.S covered for your disspaerance by having you sacrifice yourself to save me.Toucht isn't it! now to find harry! Galan:oh he's right there! Seth:I thought he was a loser! Seth:Loser...Loser Harry: no!no!eve me alone. Idon't wanna pay. Revenge is horrible Seth: Come here little boy Harry:Little boy[rips sghrit and transforms into fiery demon] [in deep voice] Pitiful Soul elf I will bvreak free of this imaginary place and wreak havoc upon the real world wher my real power will destroy the children. Seth: If you try to kill ythe children Michael Jackson will stop you! Demon Harry: Michael Jackson?Ha! He cabn't stop me! Michael Jacckson: Does smoeone threaten the children? Seth: Hello soul brother,like the fro? Michael: yes its very nice-we're getting off the subject. Whgo's treatening the children. Certainly not that wannabe Hairy Potty wh oturned himself into a fiery fat loser? Demon Harry:[in a sobbong voice] I'm not a fat loser. I'm a fierce monster! Michael:Oh really. Face my power![blows harry away with soul power] Harry:stupid king of pop. And my stupid plan would have workedif- on you hit me! Seth: just touched you. Hey if that hurts I wonder what this will feel like? Far away anguished screams can still be heard but not even losers feel sympathy for the hairy toliet that sith dejectedly in the unwanted imagination dumpster. Im sorry that's a boy. certainly not. It a loser.
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Post by gMan on Jun 3, 2004 22:29:56 GMT -5
These bloopers are the best so far, I'm really loving them. Wish I could write something funny like that. Very cool Trancemist......................................
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Post by Trancemist on Jun 3, 2004 22:51:35 GMT -5
thanks Gman. You can try if you like.I sure evryone would love it.
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Post by bl25run on Jun 3, 2004 23:04:15 GMT -5
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Post by bl25run on Jun 3, 2004 23:04:42 GMT -5
Really good stuff trancemist
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Post by bl25run on Jun 3, 2004 23:05:07 GMT -5
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