I love this topic. I pray to the master king27, for creating this topic. I think though, so he suffers, he should either be forced to read a Harry Potter book, listen to a jessie mccartney song, or watch everwood (the guest who said that earlier was me, I was just logged off automatically while typing the post) I voted for the second one though.
Did you know that Harry Potter's face is so ugly his appearence in Pooh's Hepalump Movie made it rated R for intense horror. Harry Potter is so fat when he stepped on a scale used to weigh semi trucks, it said, "whoa there! One at a time please. " and broke.