Ruin mist bloopers

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[Shire Hobbit]

Very funny bloopers

[Trancemist]

You guys can post your own bloopers...
Well here goes another Ruinmist blooper.

Pt1
PRelude

Seth,Vilmos,and Prince William walk into Mc Donalds and walk out carrying entire boxes of french fries.
William:My,my PRecious![slams into Seth and grabbs a box and shoves french fireis into mouth Seth and Vilmos doing the same.
William:over the years it ensalved making us suffer extrem weight gain and cholestrol. We could never have enough and now there's only a single frie left,the frie of power.The great head chef succeded in making Americans to fat to fight but lost the great recipe to make the french fries.l PEople lost weight and began to live longer than a few years. The great chef grew angry and before his demise he created one last frie, the frie of power. If the great stove is to ever recieve the frie Americans across the world wil grow fat and his armys will defeat the fat ones for ever.
Seth:I must eat it I must.
vilmos:no mister Seth you can't you'll die from the extra cholestrol.
Seth: then me must go and throw away the frie in the stove from which it was born. NO the great stove mind oyu just the stove.
Vil:But its so far away...
William:its only five steps to the entrance fat onesw.
Seth: But if we go in the main gate we will be conquered by the americans hypnotised n=by the fries taste.
Will:then we must climb the secret stairs.
Two steps later Seth faints from exaushtion
VIl:come mister Seth i can't carry it for you,but I can carry you!
Vil tries to leift up Seth but breaks his spined doing so and lies helpless on the floor.
Scurrying up the steps Seth lost a pound and finally he reached the stove an d looked at the frie and ate it.
His cholestrol level broke and he died from clgged arteries.
Wil:Now we must retreive the frie from his stomach.
The Great Frie:Now that Ihave a body I cannot be destroyed!
wIL:no THE GREAT FRIE!

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The latest bloopers are the best.

[Shire Hobbit]

Your bloopers are classics ;D

[Trancemist]

This one is about Tolkien's[ fake] first book.
Dad: Ohmygod! He is like so totally precocius!
Mom:He is such a prodigy.
Dad: Lets get the president.
Presedinent:Oh my god I think this is so good I will read it to the entire world. Urg. It says the warrior by Jr.r.r Tolkien age 5. It reads the guy walked up to hill and attacked a monster and did five damage to it. Themonter only had eleventy thousand hit points left. The fighter's turn was over and he waited for the monster to hit him.

The monster did twelve damage to the fighter. Then it was the fighters turn and he scored a critical hit. HE did eleventy billion damage to it and got 3 experience points. The Fighter leveled up! He gained 1 hp two strength and one intellegence. So he walked to the hill and the then suddenly he was attacked by two creatures....
Presedent: Okay world how do you like it so far?
Mom: Its genious
Dad:ITs amazing
Brother: I think you are luny.
J.r.r tolkien: your jus jelous
President;How about you world? How do like this amazing story.
World:...
Presedent:WoW they mus really like it. Okay: The fighter gained twelve exp after the fight and leveled up to level 7. Then he got into the spacey ship a nd had to fight the boss. The fighter did thiryily seventy to the boss and nhe did seventyily seven back. When the warrior died the game ended and he had to load his last saved game. The end
Thew World: AWWW
Planet X, Y and Sedna: Hurry lets escape deeper into the solar system. They'll never find us and If they do J.R.R will be so old they'll forget about this story.
Narrator: And so the rest of the planets tried in vain to escape but the sun caught them and grounded them all for a million years Every so often a meteor would laugh so loud it would plummet right into them.
Brother: That was the stupidest most annoying ------------
Aliens form sector Z: He has used many bad words we must take him to our leader.
If only J.r.r saw them for thenhe would be able to excatly describe a hobbit in full detail and in the future they wouldn't have to hire short actors with feet problems to play them.

[Trancemist]

And now digitally remastered and edited comes the hit that started it all...
The First Ruin Mist Blooper!
Another desperate attempt to fill my purse.


Xith: Vilmos, your magic is weak.
Vilmos: I am not Vilmos, I am Hairy Potter
Xith: And I am Xith.[ Vilmos walks on stage.
The Real Vilmos: The hairy potty set is the next imagination over.
Fake Vilmos: I....I [ lifts one finger and destroys hairy. ]
Xith: Wow you rid the world of that nusiance!
Vilmos: I am Hairy that was Vilmos.
Xith: Uhhh you killed my aprentice. You killed my apprentice! You have magic? [ sees wand] You charlatan! Harry lifts wand and destroys Xith.
Xith's Spirit: Cool. But being so powerful means you cannot possibly be that annoying kid in the quintilogy that bores millions. You must be someone else...
Fake Vilmos: How dare you. The author of my book imagined this power for me so I could further hypnotise the world....

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