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Post by Aduial on Nov 16, 2004 19:58:13 GMT -5
so I can see lol
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Post by Aduial on Nov 16, 2004 3:46:02 GMT -5
Sam blinks "yes"
Sauron's voice is heard over the phone “I........Am..... Your father!......”
Sam screams
Sauron continues “Come..... Join me and together we shall rule Middle Earth as father and son.”
"NEVER" Sam yells and hangs up the phone.
Somehow Sauron’s voice continues “I'll see you at Mt. Doom at noon and bring along that friend of yours
Samshrugs "I guess we got speakerphone..."
The line goes click.
Gandalf waits impatiently for pippin
Pippin finishes.... never really having gone to the bathroom and returns
Gandalf sighs "Are we ready now?" B ig booming voice exclaims "Wait you haven’t done the offering ritual yet!"
"Don't think Sam is" Pippin tilts his head toward the gardener, who is on the floor muttering "Gaffer is me dad...Gaffer is me dad"
All turns to look at Sam
Elrond is still asleep
"Gaffer is me dad"
Frodo gets Sam's pan and whacks him on the head
"OUCH! Mr. Frodo sir!" Sam rubs his head
Frodo kisses the back of his hand. "Yep he's back to normal
Sam exclaims "Sauron said he was me father, sir!"
Everyone blinks “What???”
Sam continues "He was on the phone! And he said me and Mr. Frodo had to go to Mt. doom by noon"
Everyone asks “He can hold the phone???!!!!”
Sam throws his hands up "Maybe its speakerphone!"
Everyone asks “He can dial the number???”
Sam yells, “How should i know? Maybe someone did it for him!"
Everyone shrugs “okay whatever…”
Grimli looks at everyone "I'll offer my axe to cut down wood on the journey"
"And my bow to ward off Orcs" Legolas says
"And my stick to whack everyone who annoys me" says Gandalf grinning sadistically
Pippin and Sam back away from Gandalf
Aragorn says "I offer my protection, sword....and my greasy hair to keep bad guys away."
Boromir covers his face with his hands "We're all doomed"
Gandalf smiles at everyone "Lets go" and drags pippin and merry by the ear out of Rivendell
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Post by Aduial on Nov 16, 2004 3:45:20 GMT -5
Sam covers his face, and Pippin cracks up. Legolas goes pale and snatches at the fold out
Merry laughs
Pippin laughs "Says here that some think yer's gay"
"I'm not" Legolas scowls. "I just happen to be very feminine"
Pippin ahs. "Another argument is that you used to be a female..."
Legolas growls "Unheard of! Elves are just very delicate creatures!"
Elrond bangs the hammer on the table "Order in the council Order in the council!"
"All rise for the Honorable Lord Elrond, this court is again in session" Pippin says.
*the song All rise by Blue is played*
All rise
Merry continues for Pippin “and be seated”
All drop into their reclining chairs
Gandalf wakes up
"Aragorn and Boromir are awfully quiet" Sam whispers
Merry goes over and see what Aragon and Boromir are doing
Elrond says "I propose we send some nuts to go destroy the ring at Mt. Doom *lightning strikes*
Aragorn shuts the laptop
Elrond nods "All in favor say I"
Merry gasps
Sam swallows
Elrond bangs the hammer HARD and he breaks the table
"Boromir, check the printer" Aragorn says out of the corner of his mouth. Boromir nods.
Merry pounces on the paper coming out and gasps
"What is it, Mer?" Pippin joins his cousin. "Oh...."
Merry grins and nabs the paper and runs off
"Merry! Wait up!" Pippin chases him, followed by the two Men
Elrond bangs the wall and drags everyone back
"Aragorn's printing pictures of Arwen" Pippin shouts
Elrond has a thundercloud over him
Aragorn glares at Pippin
Lightning rains
Elrond growls "Why you......."
Gandalf whacks Elrond over the head with his stick
"Lord Elrond..." Aragorn says
Elrond drops like a stone
"Gandalf..really!" Aragorn frowns
Gandalf grins "He was about to kill you"
Aragorn sighs "I doubt that. He is, after all, my foster father"
Gandalf chuckles "And you are his daughter's lover"
Aragorn nods. "Yes"
Gandalf smirks "You know how protective he his"
Aragorn nods. "Yes"
Gandalf grins widely "Right and you know what he can do"
Aragorn’s eyes widen. "Gandalf!"
Gandalf smiles innocently
"So" Sam says slowly "about this quest"
Gandalf nods.
Sam looks around
Big booming voice: You will form a fellowship. You will form a fellowship with 9 people. You will form a fellowship with 9 people and go to Mt.Doom *lightning strikes*. You will form a fellowship with 9 people and go to Mt.Doom *lightning strikes* and destroy the ring. You will do as I say. You will obey me. You will form the fellowship with Aragon, Boromir, Gandalf, Sam, Fido I mean Frodo, Pippin, Merry, Legolas and Grimli.
"Where’s that voice coming from?" Pippin looks around
Big booming voice says “You will not question me. You will do as I say”
Everyone says in a hypnotized tone. “ We will do as you say”
Pippin sighs and digs into his bag of mushrooms
Frodo goes and grabs his 20 mushrooms
Pippin: "Hey! Frodo!"
Frodo: "You owe me"
Pippin: "How do you figure??"
Flashback to when Pippin and Frodo were playing truth or dare*
"Okay, Frodo" Pippin grins" Truth or dare"
Frodo says "Dare"
Pippin says " I dare you" he pauses for emphasis. "To run up to the Gamgee's and recite a love poem for Sam. 20 mushrooms if u do it"
Frodo says "No no another one"
Pippin says "That was a good one though! k" he thinks "Oh, I got one. If we ever leave the Shire...i dare you to put a whoopie cushion under an Elf"
Frodo nods "Al right".
*Flashback disappears*
"Well, thank goodness you didn't choose the first dare" Sam exclaims
Frodo claims his 20 mushrooms
Pippin grumbles
Gandalf looks at everyone "Is everyone happy?"
"Gandalf" Pippin says uncomfortably "before we leave..."
Gandalf: "yes?"
Pippin: "I need to relieve myself"
Gandalf grumbles
Gandalf: "Go and hurry! We aren’t going to stop at every tree"
Pippin runs off. He feels a pen in his pocket and grins. Entering the bathroom, he scrawls. "PEREGRIN TOOK WAZ HERE"
Meanwhile the phone rings
Everyone looks at Sam
Sam sighs. "You know how I’m going to answer" he says into the phone
Phone goes “*heavy breathing* Samwise.....Gamgee.......”
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Post by Aduial on Nov 16, 2004 3:44:52 GMT -5
Grimli yells. “Someone wake that elf over there!”
Pippin frowns and says, “We may be small. But Sam is 38, Frodo is 50, Merry is 36, and I am 28!”
Gandalf grins. “Still no, no, no, not for hobbits to see.”
Grimli gets up and kicks Elrond’s chair, sending Elrond flying into a wall
Pippin mumbles “Perverty wizards”
Gandalf makes a flowerpot drops onto Pippin just enough to knock him out without any blood.
Sam exclaims. “Mr. Pippin! . Now really Mr. Gandalf, was that necessary?”
Gandalf grins. “Yes, this is alright was a secret meeting after all”
Elrond wakes up with a bump
Legolas sighs. “Will this ever get underway?”
Elrond goes back to his seat. “Oh yes...where were we? Ah yes of course the ring bearer”
Grimli smirks
A farting sound is heard as Elrond sits down
Frodo snickers
Sam covers his mouth
Elrond removes the whoppie coushion and glares at Fido er Frodo
Frodo bursts out laughing
Sam whispers to Frodo “You did that, sir? It seemed like something Merry and Pippin would do"
Sam looks at the unconscious pippin.
Frodo grins happily. “Pippin owes me 20 mushrooms now”
Sam sighs
Frodo explains how he got the ring etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. he goes in detail on how good the ring is)
Pippin wakes up and yells. “The ring is from the 25 cent toy machine at the market!”
A booming voice from the sky says to Pippin “Shhh its supposed to be a secret I'll give you 30 mushrooms if you'll be quiet!!!”
Pippin shuts up and a bag of 30 mushrooms appears next to him. Pippin grins
Gandalf says, “The ring isn’t even made of real metal its cheap plastic!”
All gasp
Gandalf continues “The writing on it is in Hieroglyphics! It says made in Taiwan!”
Legolas rolls his eyes. “Clearly, our dear Wizard has been into the pipe weed again!”
Gandalf rants like a crazed manic waving his hands about and stick too.
Sam takes out his pan. He whispers “forgive me” and hits Gandalf over the head.
Gandalf drops like a rock onto the chair
Sam goes pale
Elrond sighs “So what are we going to do with the ring?”
Everyone looks at a videotape in the middle of the table
Sam sighs “Let me guess, you want me to put that in?”
Elrond looks at the tape.
Elrond says, “I don’t know could be dangerous”
Merry jumps and puts the tape into the TV and plays it.
Sam goes and sits down.
Everyone watches the video taken from "The ring"
"I don't like it, Merry" Pippin whispers
The telephone rings and Elrond mentions for Sam to get it.
Sam: Council of Elrond, how may i help you?
"7 days…"
Sam looks confused “7 days?”
*CLICK*
The phone rings again
Elrond waits for Sam to pick it up again
Sam says “Council of Elrond”
"Okay 6 days 23 hours 58 minutes 43 seconds till you die"
*CLICK*
Sam hangs up the phone and looks at everyone. “Well, I don't suppose that was a courtesy call”
Elrond: So what are we gonna do with the plastic thing
Frodo places the ring in front of everyone to see
"We need to destroy it" Legolas says
Elrond nods and gets a mallet from nowhere
"Wait!" Pippin yells
Elrond stop inches from the ring
They look at Pippin, who looks down. "I forget"
Elrond swings again
"Gandalf is still unconscious" Pippin comments
The mallet breaks
Merry gasps "Wow tough plastic
Sam walks up to the ring and picks it up. "Mr. Frodo sir" he turns and looks at Frodo
Frodo snatches it back and plays peek-a-boo with the council using the ring
Elrond rolling eyes "No, sir. YOU'RE wearing the plastic ring. This is the real one"
Frodo goes oops and takes the REAL ring and plays peek-a-boo
The telephone rings again
Sam gets up. "Council of Elrond"
"Hello sir, I would like to introduce you to this one of a kind, all round cool looking crystal ball of Saruman for only $99.99
Sam hangs up. "Courtesy call"
The phone rings again
Sam sighs and picks up "council of Elrond
"If you like to join the 9 ring wraiths, press 1. It you want to join the Orcs press 2..."
Sam hangs up. "Mr. Elrond, sir..."
Elrond looks up
Sam: "You need Caller ID"
Gandalf hands Elrond a catalog which says "Play M.E." Elrond flips through and eeps before closing the book and
Elrond picks up a catalog and flips through
Elrond yawns idly and says "what do you suggest”
"So, this meeting has been relatively pointless" Legolas says, playing with a strand of hair
Merry picks up "Play M.E."
Merry grins "Hey Lego is this......."
Pippin looks over his shoulder
Merry opens the fold out of Legolas
Merry whistles
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Post by Aduial on Nov 16, 2004 3:44:26 GMT -5
The council is seated all in a square *ahem* circle
Gandalf raps his stick to the tune "You ain’t nothing but a hound dog"
Sam shakes his head in his hiding place
Elrond looks at everyone and says, “Shall we begin?” He waits for everyone to nod.
Everyone nods
Elrond grins "Good let the party begin!"
Streamers and balloons magically appear and pretty elven maidens dance out to put food on the table
Everyone gawks.
Sam mutters “This ain't fair. This is supposed to be a secret, important meetin'”
Elrond says, “Alright where shall we start?”
Pippin yells and runs out “Not without me!”
Gandalf is surfing the web for *ahem* Adult stuff. He looks up at Pippin rushing in and shuts his laptop off
Elrond sits back and smokes his pipe weed and looks at Frodo
Pippin looks at Gandalf. What are you looking at?
Gandalf says “Things that a hobbit should not know”
Gandalf shows the sites to Aragorn and Boromir
Pippin says “Ohhh wizard stuff. Well, they were selling a special collectors addition of mushrooms on ME-bay”
Aragorn and Boromir gape
Gandalf shows them a full-scale picture of Galadrial. He then shows the picture to Legolas.
Legolas pauses for a moment before saying “Wait a sec, Gandalf...hit Back”
Gandalf hits the back button
Frodo peers over to see what's going on
Legolas raises his eyebrows. “Estel.... Isn’t that...Arwen?”
Elrond gets up immediately and walks over
Gandalf quickly changes sites.
Elrond says sternly “Was that what I heard?”
Legolas looks up. “Nothing sir!”
Elrond raises an eyebrow but goes back to his seat.
Gandalf brings the picture back up.
The dwarves walk over too and stare at the screen.
Pippin comes over and gasps.
Elrond is snoring, drool dripping.
Sam frowns. “Now this is too much!”
Sam leaps out and joins the others.
Merry and Frodo join them too.
Gandalf clears his throat and motions for everyone to go back to their seats.
Sam mutters “Is that...”
Gandalf looks at Sam. “Little things which hobbits should not see”
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Post by Aduial on Nov 16, 2004 3:43:40 GMT -5
A scene my friend and I wrote through IM on the council of Elrond in The fellowship of the ring. Characters are (c) their original creater. No offence to LOTR fans lol this was created by two fans themselves
Spoof is (c) me and my friend
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Aduial
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Post by Aduial on Nov 1, 2004 2:37:05 GMT -5
thankies
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Aduial
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Post by Aduial on Oct 29, 2004 23:42:33 GMT -5
thankies
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Post by Aduial on Oct 29, 2004 9:41:35 GMT -5
thank you
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Post by Aduial on Oct 29, 2004 1:28:31 GMT -5
yes I did
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Post by Aduial on Oct 28, 2004 8:27:31 GMT -5
This post is dedicated to my role playing character Aduial, an elf which I intend to involve him in the Ruin Mist role plays as well Name: Aduial Age: Unknown Race: Elf Physical Appearance: A gentle smile upon his lips, a look of kindness in his grey eyes. Golden yellow hair parted in the middle runs down only to come to an abrupt stop at his neck. A red headband around his head pushes away any hair that might get into his line of sight. Purple bracers upon his wrists prove adpt places to hide objects such as daggers or messages. Leather boots, soft and worn, protect his feet from the ground, a deep red design upon them. Clothed in white with a blue cape, he holds the expression of youth and kindess, yet, deep within those grey eyes, held wisdom... www.deviantart.com/view/11496215/Personality: He is loyal to the end to those who he feel is worthy of it, those he respects, he honours. Friendship and loyalty is valued above all else and he is gentle and kind to those who know him and mean no harm to either him or his friends. For those who mean harm beware, he is willing to fight to the end for those whom he cares for. Generally polite even when upset, he has a gentle smile constantly upon his face and strives to be the light for those who are in the dark.
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Post by Aduial on May 3, 2006 3:33:54 GMT -5
I really apologise for the lack of art and my activity but junior college life is taking up alot of my time ><
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